"I would not be obedient if I did not use this opportunity to possibly teach one, save one 4 the Lord Jesus Christ, the Great I Am. Upon my deliverance I made this promise to my Father to recruit and so recruit I shall. Actions have their beginning in the mind, which in turn is influenced by that which is seen and heard, one of the greatest is the expression of the innermost beings having vital effect upon the MIND, BODY and SOUL. It can entertain, stimulate, soothe, cure, inspire, but also captivate and control the very thoughts and actions of one person, a crowd or even a nation. The responses are automatic and subconscious, over which the listener has no control. They can be good or evil.

"True music comes from God, as only He could have established the seven-note scale (number of completion) with the finishing eighth note repetition of the first (an illustration of Jesus as "beginning and the end"). The three divisions of Melody, Harmony, Rhythm are another example of the Trinity God Head. All musical keys, each on a seven-chord structure, progress systematically from one another interlocking into a circle.

"To my parents... [blah blah blah traditional thanks to friends, relatives and Dave the studio engineer follow in an equally microscopic typeface over the next three pages of the CD insert booklet]"

Angie Stone's Black Diamond is a fine album and here at Hydragenic.com we have every respect for the concept of spiritual faith (though sometimes less respect for religion itself). However, reading the above dedication aloud on Saturday morning, I couldn't get further than mid-way through the third sentence without dissolving into hysterical fits of laughter. The first part of Mike's excellent summary of his Saturday explains exactly why.

Huge amounts of respect to David and Marcus for the original concept - it was the best belly laugh I've had since approximately twelve hours previously. This earlier story is also documented by Mike, though he missed out the bit about how gorgeous I am. It's the voice and the pinstripe suit, apparently. I'm beginning to wonder if there's money to be made from this and whether it could be a more interesting career than enterprise IT.

Posted by Hg on Tuesday 11 February 2003 at 20:59.
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I think you're right. Catalogue model is the way forward, Stuart. Start each day by standing at the window in your underpants, sharpening your eyes and pointing at something in the distance. Like it's very important.

Oh, and wear your tie too. :-)

Comment by Vaughan on Tuesday 11 February 2003 at 23:38.

The nice man from the police station told me not to do that any more.

Comment by Stuart on Tuesday 11 February 2003 at 23:44.

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