Mr C: First the grey squirrels came for the red ones, now the black squirrels have come for the grey ones, apparently.
Hg: Black squirrels? Fuck…
Mr C: Yeah, straight up.
Hg [adopts heavy eastern European accent]: “I am black squirrel from Transylvania… you must fear me!”
Mr C [similar accent, grinning like a maniac]: “I HAVE COME FOR YOUR NUTS…”
General collapse into beer-fuelled laughter.
Scenes From A Mercurial Household – 6
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We have black squirrels in North Herts. They speak in a soft East Anglian burr and they’re as soft as kittens.